Invasion USA
Tony Snow, White House Spokesperson and former Fox News host:
To walk out of Iraq right now would plant a seed that ultimately would lead to destabilization there, hundreds of thousands of deaths, loss of our influence in the region, would create instability throughout the Middle East throughout East Asia, throughout Europe. And sooner or later it would come to our shores, to a shopping mall near you.
For those of you keeping track, that would be the "Red Dawn" theory of foreign relations. It is very similar to the GI Joe theory of foreign relations except that it emphasizes the vulnerability of the United States to invasion, usually by people a whole lot browner than the rest of us God-fearing good Americans. Thank Jesus King George is protecting capitalism from these swarthy hordes of islamofascists.
Once you get "in character" as a right-winger, this shit practically writes itself...